Hello, hello, my beautiful girlies!!!
So Winter is here, and I'm ( ur not so professional, sasta skin care expert Illu ,with her gyan
) Well if U don't have time to read the long lost post,thn here is a tip for ya:- Just cut a lill time u spend stalking ur ex's profile, and voilà you're all ready to glow up!!
•STEP 1:- Shower
Listen listen Don't be like ths boys who suddenly got allergy from water in winter ok?? C'mon girliess we're strong!!! So go to the bathroom, drop ur clothes off( she's U Pervy boys ,don't imagine -_-)and take a proper shower....So yep if ur body tolerates lukewarm water, go for it. And if it doesn't, (just like mah skin) thn just use normal water...( Ya u heard me right , I'm really allergic to hot stuffs)
• STEP 2:- Body wash
And don't u dare to poor just one mug n ur hand and running out from the bathroom just like u are gonna miss ur crush text ( no, ur crush not gonna text U, so stay in bathroom and listen properly) take a body wash or soap whatever u want and pls clean urself thoroughly( just like ur ex clean all the happiness from ur life)
•STEP 3:- MOISTURISER
After shower, pat dry ur skin (Pls don't rub it like you're trying to erase ur ex frm ur life) Be gentle here nd Pat dry!! Then USE A BODY LOTION.. and if u have dry skin then add some glycerine or body oil with it.. ( just like ur ex add more trauma in ur traumatic life)
•Step 4:- Exfoliation
It's really important for ur skin..Do it once or twice a week..Cuz it helps remove dead skin cells,which is really important if u want ur skin to actually glow (But honestly I know some of u won't get it... Cuz if you understood the concept of removing dead things, u would've cut ties with ur ex a long time ago.)Remember Dead skin cells are useless,just like ur ex!!
•STEP 5:- SUNSCREEN FOR UR SEXY BODY
See Girlies Sun in Winter is just like our ex...Not too hot. Not too bright. Overall looks Very innocent...But but but don't be fooled cuz it can still damage ur skin,the same way he
damaged ur heart...So be smart and protect ur body
•Step 6:- Hand creams
Do whatever u want, but dont forget the hand cream... It's really important to keep ur hands soft..Cuz whenever u get a chance to slap ur ex, the only thing ur ex should notice is :- "Wow... her hand is really soft."
(Well I said only the HANDS not the SLAP..cuz the slap should be strong enough to break at least two of his teeth..)
And you're all set to shine like fairyyyyy
•FOR MEN•
For the men, I just wanna say one thing:- please go take a shower. Let that be ur only winter routine.Stop living on deodorants!)
So Winter is here, and I'm ( ur not so professional, sasta skin care expert Illu ,with her gyan
) Well if U don't have time to read the long lost post,thn here is a tip for ya:- Just cut a lill time u spend stalking ur ex's profile, and voilà you're all ready to glow up!!•STEP 1:- Shower
Listen listen Don't be like ths boys who suddenly got allergy from water in winter ok?? C'mon girliess we're strong!!! So go to the bathroom, drop ur clothes off( she's U Pervy boys ,don't imagine -_-)and take a proper shower....So yep if ur body tolerates lukewarm water, go for it. And if it doesn't, (just like mah skin) thn just use normal water...( Ya u heard me right , I'm really allergic to hot stuffs)
• STEP 2:- Body wash
And don't u dare to poor just one mug n ur hand and running out from the bathroom just like u are gonna miss ur crush text ( no, ur crush not gonna text U, so stay in bathroom and listen properly
) take a body wash or soap whatever u want and pls clean urself thoroughly( just like ur ex clean all the happiness from ur life)•STEP 3:- MOISTURISER
After shower, pat dry ur skin (Pls don't rub it like you're trying to erase ur ex frm ur life) Be gentle here nd Pat dry!! Then USE A BODY LOTION.. and if u have dry skin then add some glycerine or body oil with it.. ( just like ur ex add more trauma in ur traumatic life)
•Step 4:- Exfoliation
It's really important for ur skin..Do it once or twice a week..Cuz it helps remove dead skin cells,which is really important if u want ur skin to actually glow (But honestly I know some of u won't get it... Cuz if you understood the concept of removing dead things, u would've cut ties with ur ex a long time ago.)Remember Dead skin cells are useless,just like ur ex!!
•STEP 5:- SUNSCREEN FOR UR SEXY BODY
See Girlies Sun in Winter is just like our ex
...Not too hot. Not too bright. Overall looks Very innocent...But but but don't be fooled cuz it can still damage ur skin,the same way hedamaged ur heart...So be smart and protect ur body
•Step 6:- Hand creams
Do whatever u want, but dont forget the hand cream... It's really important to keep ur hands soft..Cuz whenever u get a chance to slap ur ex, the only thing ur ex should notice is :- "Wow... her hand is really soft."
(Well I said only the HANDS not the SLAP..cuz the slap should be strong enough to break at least two of his teeth..)
And you're all set to shine like fairyyyyy
•FOR MEN•
For the men, I just wanna say one thing:- please go take a shower. Let that be ur only winter routine.
Stop living on deodorants!)
right..