Girl: Breathes near the camera, posts it
Internet:
"OMG UR SO PRETTY!"
"Marry me pls"
"I’d drink the water you washed your socks in."
147 likes, 32 DMs, 5 dudes changed their religion.
Guy: Posts after winning a Nobel Prize, rescuing kittens, and inventing teleportation
1 like. From his own burner account.
Comment: “Bro, no one cares.”
Honestly, watching simps flood a girl's post like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic is peak comedy.
Internet:
"OMG UR SO PRETTY!"
"Marry me pls"
"I’d drink the water you washed your socks in."
147 likes, 32 DMs, 5 dudes changed their religion.
Guy: Posts after winning a Nobel Prize, rescuing kittens, and inventing teleportation
1 like. From his own burner account.
Comment: “Bro, no one cares.”
Honestly, watching simps flood a girl's post like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic is peak comedy.