Room No. 404"
Pichhle mahine main ek solo trip pe gaya tha. Budget tight tha, toh ek purani si lodge mein room le liya — Room No. 404.
Receptionist ne booking karte waqt thoda ajeeb smile diya aur bola,
“Sir, log is room mein rukna pasand nahi karte…”
Main bola, “Main horror movies dekh ke bada hua hoon.”
(Reality: Raat ko fan ki awaaz se bhi darr lagta hai.)
Shaam ko room mein aaya — sab normal. Thoda purana furniture, ek dim light aur ek bada sa mirror.
Mirror ke saamne jaake selfie lene laga. Tabhi peeche se “kreeeeeeekkk” ki awaaz aayi.
Darwaza khula tha... khud hi hil gaya.
Main socha — wind effect.
(Reality: Khidki band thi.)
Fir raat ko sone gaya. Light off ki… aur tabhi —
TV khud se on ho gaya.
Screen par static… aur ek awaaz:
"Are you watching me?"
Main ne socha — remote press ho gaya hoga.
Remote uthaya — battery hi nahi thi!
Tab meri body ne decide kiya — bhag le bhai.
Main reception gaya, bola,
“Bhaiya, TV chal raha hai bina battery ke!”
Receptionist ne calmly bola,
“Woh toh hamesha se aise hi chalta hai… uss room mein koi remote use nahi karta.”
Main bola, “Woh TV dekh raha hai mujhe ya main TV dekh raha hoon?”
Us raat maine wahi lobby mein soya — sofa pe, light on karke, shoes pehn ke.
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Moral?
Jab koi bole "Room No. 404 haunted hai," toh Netflix dekho... aur room No. 403 le lo.
Pichhle mahine main ek solo trip pe gaya tha. Budget tight tha, toh ek purani si lodge mein room le liya — Room No. 404.
Receptionist ne booking karte waqt thoda ajeeb smile diya aur bola,
“Sir, log is room mein rukna pasand nahi karte…”
Main bola, “Main horror movies dekh ke bada hua hoon.”
(Reality: Raat ko fan ki awaaz se bhi darr lagta hai.)
Shaam ko room mein aaya — sab normal. Thoda purana furniture, ek dim light aur ek bada sa mirror.
Mirror ke saamne jaake selfie lene laga. Tabhi peeche se “kreeeeeeekkk” ki awaaz aayi.
Darwaza khula tha... khud hi hil gaya.
Main socha — wind effect.
(Reality: Khidki band thi.)
Fir raat ko sone gaya. Light off ki… aur tabhi —
TV khud se on ho gaya.
Screen par static… aur ek awaaz:
"Are you watching me?"
Main ne socha — remote press ho gaya hoga.
Remote uthaya — battery hi nahi thi!
Tab meri body ne decide kiya — bhag le bhai.
Main reception gaya, bola,
“Bhaiya, TV chal raha hai bina battery ke!”
Receptionist ne calmly bola,
“Woh toh hamesha se aise hi chalta hai… uss room mein koi remote use nahi karta.”
Main bola, “Woh TV dekh raha hai mujhe ya main TV dekh raha hoon?”
Us raat maine wahi lobby mein soya — sofa pe, light on karke, shoes pehn ke.
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Moral?
Jab koi bole "Room No. 404 haunted hai," toh Netflix dekho... aur room No. 403 le lo.