✨The Savage Sock-Off❤️

[MaLLiPoo]

DAY 7


TASK 1

SofaSoft Pvt. Ltd.
PROFESSIONAL SOFA TESTER ​

Scene: Two socks on a table...
One looks like it irons itself every Morning
(The Interviewer)
The other looks like it escaped the laundry basket
(The Candidate)

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​

Interviewer Sock (Mr. Utthaman Stripe)
Welcome... Please introduce urself..

Candidate Sock (Ms. Cotton Maria):
I’m Ms. Cotton Maria. . Half cotton, half attitude… and 100% tired of people losing me in the washing machine

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Hmm… ur resume says “Specialist in lying around doing nothing” Care to explain?!

Ms. Cotton Maria
Sir, that’s not laziness...
That’s sofa testing in advance...

I was born ready for this job.. u think these ​

wrinkles are accidental?

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Very well... Why do u think YOU DESERVE TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SOFA TESTER ??

Ms. Cotton Maria :
Because I understand sofa life better than anyone..
People sit, sleep, spill food, cry, eat, fight… sometimes all in one evening..
I’ve handled worse, I lived with sweaty feet..

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Fair point.. Now, we require someone who can measure softness, bounce, and durability with precision...

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, with the kind of people who sit on sofas these days, if the sofa survives them, ANYONE can survive.. I just have to lie there and judge quietly...

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
What about multitasking???
u may need to locate lost remotes, coins, and sometimes people’s dignity too...

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, I’ve been under sofas so many years.. I’ve seen things...like Remotes, chips, receipts, one unmatched earring…I even found a man’s ego down there...Very dusty n yuakkkk

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Okay… wow that incredible..
Last question..
how do u handle pressure?!

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, I’ve survived tight shoes, wet floors, and being dragged through life by people with zero coordination...
PRESSURE????
OH PLEASE....
I AM THE QUEEN OF PRESSURE

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
…sigh...

Fine... Against my better judgment…
YOU ARE HIRED...

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Thank u, sir.. I will start work immediately…
After a quick nap on the sofa...
For some quality testing

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
WELCOME TO SOFA SOFT PVT. LTD MS COTTON MARIA

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DAY 7 TASK 1 COMPLETED


@Nilaani
@Pinkcandy
@Vandhiyadevan ​

 

[Nani2025]

DAY 7
View attachment 390730

TASK 1

SofaSoft Pvt. Ltd.
PROFESSIONAL SOFA TESTER ​

Scene: Two socks on a table...
One looks like it irons itself every Morning
(The Interviewer)
The other looks like it escaped the laundry basket
(The Candidate)

View attachment 390721

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​

Interviewer Sock (Mr. Utthaman Stripe)
Welcome... Please introduce urself..

Candidate Sock (Ms. Cotton Maria):
I’m Ms. Cotton Maria. . Half cotton, half attitude… and 100% tired of people losing me in the washing machine

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Hmm… ur resume says “Specialist in lying around doing nothing” Care to explain?!

Ms. Cotton Maria
Sir, that’s not laziness...
That’s sofa testing in advance...

I was born ready for this job.. u think these ​

wrinkles are accidental?

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Very well... Why do u think YOU DESERVE TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SOFA TESTER ??

Ms. Cotton Maria :
Because I understand sofa life better than anyone..
People sit, sleep, spill food, cry, eat, fight… sometimes all in one evening..
I’ve handled worse, I lived with sweaty feet..

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Fair point.. Now, we require someone who can measure softness, bounce, and durability with precision...

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, with the kind of people who sit on sofas these days, if the sofa survives them, ANYONE can survive.. I just have to lie there and judge quietly...

View attachment 390725​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
What about multitasking???
u may need to locate lost remotes, coins, and sometimes people’s dignity too...

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, I’ve been under sofas so many years.. I’ve seen things...like Remotes, chips, receipts, one unmatched earring…I even found a man’s ego down there...Very dusty n yuakkkk

View attachment 390727​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Okay… wow that incredible..
Last question..
how do u handle pressure?!

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, I’ve survived tight shoes, wet floors, and being dragged through life by people with zero coordination...
PRESSURE????
OH PLEASE....
I AM THE QUEEN OF PRESSURE

View attachment 390728​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
…sigh...

Fine... Against my better judgment…
YOU ARE HIRED...

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Thank u, sir.. I will start work immediately…
After a quick nap on the sofa...
For some quality testing

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
WELCOME TO SOFA SOFT PVT. LTD MS COTTON MARIA

View attachment 390729


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DAY 7 TASK 1 COMPLETED


@Nilaani
@Pinkcandy
@Vandhiyadevan ​

Tooo Nicely written @MaLLiPoo ❤
Very good story❤❤

 

[MaLLiPoo]

Tooo Nicely written @MaLLiPoo ❤
Very good story❤❤

Thank You buddy @Nani2025 have a happy weekend

 

[Nani2025]

Thank You buddy @Nani2025 have a happy weekend

Thanks too buddy... Happy weekend too❤ enjoy

 

[CuteBubble]

DAY 7
View attachment 390730

TASK 1

SofaSoft Pvt. Ltd.
PROFESSIONAL SOFA TESTER ​

Scene: Two socks on a table...
One looks like it irons itself every Morning
(The Interviewer)
The other looks like it escaped the laundry basket
(The Candidate)

View attachment 390721

-----------------------
​

Interviewer Sock (Mr. Utthaman Stripe)
Welcome... Please introduce urself..

Candidate Sock (Ms. Cotton Maria):
I’m Ms. Cotton Maria. . Half cotton, half attitude… and 100% tired of people losing me in the washing machine

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Hmm… ur resume says “Specialist in lying around doing nothing” Care to explain?!

Ms. Cotton Maria
Sir, that’s not laziness...
That’s sofa testing in advance...

I was born ready for this job.. u think these ​

wrinkles are accidental?

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Very well... Why do u think YOU DESERVE TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SOFA TESTER ??

Ms. Cotton Maria :
Because I understand sofa life better than anyone..
People sit, sleep, spill food, cry, eat, fight… sometimes all in one evening..
I’ve handled worse, I lived with sweaty feet..

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Fair point.. Now, we require someone who can measure softness, bounce, and durability with precision...

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, with the kind of people who sit on sofas these days, if the sofa survives them, ANYONE can survive.. I just have to lie there and judge quietly...

View attachment 390725​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
What about multitasking???
u may need to locate lost remotes, coins, and sometimes people’s dignity too...

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, I’ve been under sofas so many years.. I’ve seen things...like Remotes, chips, receipts, one unmatched earring…I even found a man’s ego down there...Very dusty n yuakkkk

View attachment 390727​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
Okay… wow that incredible..
Last question..
how do u handle pressure?!

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Sir, I’ve survived tight shoes, wet floors, and being dragged through life by people with zero coordination...
PRESSURE????
OH PLEASE....
I AM THE QUEEN OF PRESSURE

View attachment 390728​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
…sigh...

Fine... Against my better judgment…
YOU ARE HIRED...

Ms. Cotton Maria:
Thank u, sir.. I will start work immediately…
After a quick nap on the sofa...
For some quality testing

​

Mr. Utthaman Stripe:
WELCOME TO SOFA SOFT PVT. LTD MS COTTON MARIA

View attachment 390729


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DAY 7 TASK 1 COMPLETED


@Nilaani
@Pinkcandy
@Vandhiyadevan ​

Well done cuttie