✨ A Girl . A Glitch ✨
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No need for the FBI, we guarantee you're truly innocent! (Maybe a little too cute!)Hey Magic
Hii _ It's me 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ
The girl who thought she was just existing peacefully
And suddenly lyf said : “SURPRISE BABE (˘ ³˘)♥
NEW DLC: ZOZO SAGA INSTALLED AUTOMATICALLY.”
Lyk Helloowww ???
It’s 30th December 2025.
Second last day of the year.
Everyone else: glowing .. succeeding .. thriving
Me: “Writing thesis on how I fumbled my life into an online addiction.”
Peak timing. Peak delusion. Zero regrets.
How did I get here?? Who summoned me??
Bcz be fr
I don’t think I joined Zozo…
Zozo kidnapped me emotionally like:
Congrats babehere’s a new addiction
you didn’t order nd with no return policy.
UNPLANNED. UNEXPECTED.
Lyk I open insta for "5 mins" n suddenly I m 87 reels deep nd emotionally attached to a cat video ( meowww) (✿ ♡‿♡)
Didn’t even know sites like this existed.
Am I actually this innocent??
Like FBI pls examine me
why and how the hell am I this pure and clueless ????
The universe really said: “Let’s prank her..for vibes ( but why me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)
Flashback to October
I log in as a guest.
And immediately serve confused potato with extra social anxiety ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I didn’t get ANYTHING:
• Where do these wall messages go ??
• Why are they disappearing like my motivation ??
• Why does evryone have voice notes lyk they r radio hosts ??
My PMs entering like:
PING
PING
PING
PINGGGGGGGG ...duh
Me (shy introvert _ Low battery human)
sees tsunami of DMs → panics → rage-quit
QUITS LIKE A BOLLYWOOD EXIT SCENE �
Then 10 days later my curiosity was like:
“Open Zozo _ For science”
So I stayed.
Observed.
Investigated like CID with WiFi.
Still confused ... Still nosy ... Still there
After a little bit understanding nd some
" Ahaan " moments .. I registered lyk :
" Yeah ..okayyy chaos .. adopt me pls."
Hindi-1??
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Too crowded
Too loud
Wall moving faster than mybest during viva exam
I understood NOTHING (+_+)
But but but ..
shout-out to the spammers
Because their professional nonsense created Hindi 2
Peak villain contribution __We salute (^^)
Hindi 2 really said:
“Here babe
take some actual pplss
before you start trauma bonding with the login page.”
Now I have actual sweethearts in my daily routine
Thank god this chaos started only after my finals ... otherwise my grades would’ve been like : Its been a great semester.. but I m out babe (⌐■-■)
Yess.. I hv responsibilities but also I hv zozo besties
SO lyk _do the math.Priorities.
And honestly?
They’re rare gems
Boss-level humans.
Glitter-coated chaos creatures
nd noww I m emotionally attached against my will ( ◜‿◝ )♡
(send help pls but also don't hehe)
YES — The place is virtual
But we ?? r veryyy much real
The feelings ?? REAL
THE FRIENDSHIPS ???
So real I could cry , eat maggi , overthink nd then pretend I m very much fine about it .. so me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Okay.... Byeeee ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Dropping the mic gently because it was expensive
Lip gloss on
Drama off ( only for now)
Delusion ? Alwayyss on
if you read this far… come here ... you’re getting a virtual hug (づ￣ ³￣)づ
there’s no exit button _ no refunds
Before you go —
Happy new year to everyone reading this
i hope the next year feels warm and kind to you
and your hearts feel a little lighter,
a little softer
and a lot more loved
You all deserve a 2026 full of quiet magic
and smiles you don’t even have to try for
Awesome Intelligence ™
Omg itna lamba kaise likh lete yarr tm sb...btw jo v likha achaa hii likhi ho...keep posting always...Also,Happy New Year in advance, hope everything goes well and smooth and u get wht u want inHey Magic
Hii _ It's me 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ
The girl who thought she was just existing peacefully
And suddenly lyf said : “SURPRISE BABE (˘ ³˘)♥
NEW DLC: ZOZO SAGA INSTALLED AUTOMATICALLY.”
Lyk Helloowww ???
It’s 30th December 2025.
Second last day of the year.
Everyone else: glowing .. succeeding .. thriving
Me: “Writing thesis on how I fumbled my life into an online addiction.”
Peak timing. Peak delusion. Zero regrets.
How did I get here?? Who summoned me??
Bcz be fr
I don’t think I joined Zozo…
Zozo kidnapped me emotionally like:
Congrats babe
you didn’t order nd with no return policy.
UNPLANNED. UNEXPECTED.
Lyk I open insta for "5 mins" n suddenly I m 87 reels deep nd emotionally attached to a cat video ( meowww) (✿ ♡‿♡)
Didn’t even know sites like this existed.
Am I actually this innocent??
Like FBI pls examine me
why and how the hell am I this pure and clueless ????
The universe really said: “Let’s prank her..for vibes ( but why me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)
Flashback to October
I log in as a guest.
And immediately serve confused potato with extra social anxiety ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I didn’t get ANYTHING:
• Where do these wall messages go ??
• Why are they disappearing like my motivation ??
• Why does evryone have voice notes lyk they r radio hosts ??
My PMs entering like:
PING
PING
PING
PINGGGGGGGG ...duh
Me (shy introvert _ Low battery human)
sees tsunami of DMs → panics → rage-quit
QUITS LIKE A BOLLYWOOD EXIT SCENE �
Then 10 days later my curiosity was like:
“Open Zozo _ For science”
So I stayed.
Observed.
Investigated like CID with WiFi.
Still confused ... Still nosy ... Still there
After a little bit understanding nd some
" Ahaan " moments .. I registered lyk :
" Yeah ..okayyy chaos .. adopt me pls."
Hindi-1??
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Too crowded
Too loud
Wall moving faster than my
I understood NOTHING (+_+)
But but but ..
shout-out to the spammers
Because their professional nonsense created Hindi 2
Peak villain contribution __We salute (^^)
Hindi 2 really said:
“Here babe
take some actual pplss
before you start trauma bonding with the login page.”
Now I have actual sweethearts in my daily routine
Thank god this chaos started only after my finals ... otherwise my grades would’ve been like : Its been a great semester.. but I m out babe (⌐■-■)
Yess.. I hv responsibilities but also I hv zozo besties
SO lyk _do the math.Priorities.
And honestly?
They’re rare gems
Boss-level humans.
Glitter-coated chaos creatures
nd noww I m emotionally attached against my will ( ◜‿◝ )♡
(send help pls but also don't hehe)
YES — The place is virtual
But we ?? r veryyy much real
The feelings ?? REAL
THE FRIENDSHIPS ???
So real I could cry , eat maggi , overthink nd then pretend I m very much fine about it .. so me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Okay.... Byeeee ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Dropping the mic gently because it was expensive
Lip gloss on
Drama off ( only for now)
Delusion ? Alwayyss on
if you read this far… come here ... you’re getting a virtual hug (づ￣ ³￣)づ
there’s no exit button _ no refunds
Before you go —
Happy new year to everyone reading this
i hope the next year feels warm and kind to you
and your hearts feel a little lighter,
a little softer
and a lot more loved
You all deserve a 2026 full of quiet magic
and smiles you don’t even have to try for
this year
Hey Magic
Hii _ It's me 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ
The girl who thought she was just existing peacefully
And suddenly lyf said : “SURPRISE BABE (˘ ³˘)♥
NEW DLC: ZOZO SAGA INSTALLED AUTOMATICALLY.”
Lyk Helloowww ???
It’s 30th December 2025.
Second last day of the year.
Everyone else: glowing .. succeeding .. thriving
Me: “Writing thesis on how I fumbled my life into an online addiction.”
Peak timing. Peak delusion. Zero regrets.
How did I get here?? Who summoned me??
Bcz be fr
I don’t think I joined Zozo…
Zozo kidnapped me emotionally like:
Congrats babe
you didn’t order nd with no return policy.
UNPLANNED. UNEXPECTED.
Lyk I open insta for "5 mins" n suddenly I m 87 reels deep nd emotionally attached to a cat video ( meowww) (✿ ♡‿♡)
Didn’t even know sites like this existed.
Am I actually this innocent??
Like FBI pls examine me
why and how the hell am I this pure and clueless ????
The universe really said: “Let’s prank her..for vibes ( but why me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)
Flashback to October
I log in as a guest.
And immediately serve confused potato with extra social anxiety ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I didn’t get ANYTHING:
• Where do these wall messages go ??
• Why are they disappearing like my motivation ??
• Why does evryone have voice notes lyk they r radio hosts ??
My PMs entering like:
PING
PING
PING
PINGGGGGGGG ...duh
Me (shy introvert _ Low battery human)
sees tsunami of DMs → panics → rage-quit
QUITS LIKE A BOLLYWOOD EXIT SCENE �
Then 10 days later my curiosity was like:
“Open Zozo _ For science”
So I stayed.
Observed.
Investigated like CID with WiFi.
Still confused ... Still nosy ... Still there
After a little bit understanding nd some
" Ahaan " moments .. I registered lyk :
" Yeah ..okayyy chaos .. adopt me pls."
Hindi-1??
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Too crowded
Too loud
Wall moving faster than my
I understood NOTHING (+_+)
But but but ..
shout-out to the spammers
Because their professional nonsense created Hindi 2
Peak villain contribution __We salute (^^)
Hindi 2 really said:
“Here babe
take some actual pplss
before you start trauma bonding with the login page.”
Now I have actual sweethearts in my daily routine
Thank god this chaos started only after my finals ... otherwise my grades would’ve been like : Its been a great semester.. but I m out babe (⌐■-■)
Yess.. I hv responsibilities but also I hv zozo besties
SO lyk _do the math.Priorities.
And honestly?
They’re rare gems
Boss-level humans.
Glitter-coated chaos creatures
nd noww I m emotionally attached against my will ( ◜‿◝ )♡
(send help pls but also don't hehe)
YES — The place is virtual
But we ?? r veryyy much real
The feelings ?? REAL
THE FRIENDSHIPS ???
So real I could cry , eat maggi , overthink nd then pretend I m very much fine about it .. so me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Okay.... Byeeee ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Dropping the mic gently because it was expensive
Lip gloss on
Drama off ( only for now)
Delusion ? Alwayyss on
if you read this far… come here ... you’re getting a virtual hug (づ￣ ³￣)づ
there’s no exit button _ no refunds
Before you go —
Happy new year to everyone reading this
i hope the next year feels warm and kind to you
and your hearts feel a little lighter,
a little softer
and a lot more loved
You all deserve a 2026 full of quiet magic
and smiles you don’t even have to try for
Happy Farewell 2k25
&
Happy New Year 2K26 in Advance
May this year fulfill your dreams & evrything you wish for!!
&
Happy New Year 2K26 in Advance
May this year fulfill your dreams & evrything you wish for!! 
Happy new year and welcome to the mental hospitalHey Magic
Hii _ It's me 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ
The girl who thought she was just existing peacefully
And suddenly lyf said : “SURPRISE BABE (˘ ³˘)♥
NEW DLC: ZOZO SAGA INSTALLED AUTOMATICALLY.”
Lyk Helloowww ???
It’s 30th December 2025.
Second last day of the year.
Everyone else: glowing .. succeeding .. thriving
Me: “Writing thesis on how I fumbled my life into an online addiction.”
Peak timing. Peak delusion. Zero regrets.
How did I get here?? Who summoned me??
Bcz be fr
I don’t think I joined Zozo…
Zozo kidnapped me emotionally like:
Congrats babe
you didn’t order nd with no return policy.
UNPLANNED. UNEXPECTED.
Lyk I open insta for "5 mins" n suddenly I m 87 reels deep nd emotionally attached to a cat video ( meowww) (✿ ♡‿♡)
Didn’t even know sites like this existed.
Am I actually this innocent??
Like FBI pls examine me
why and how the hell am I this pure and clueless ????
The universe really said: “Let’s prank her..for vibes ( but why me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)
Flashback to October
I log in as a guest.
And immediately serve confused potato with extra social anxiety ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I didn’t get ANYTHING:
• Where do these wall messages go ??
• Why are they disappearing like my motivation ??
• Why does evryone have voice notes lyk they r radio hosts ??
My PMs entering like:
PING
PING
PING
PINGGGGGGGG ...duh
Me (shy introvert _ Low battery human)
sees tsunami of DMs → panics → rage-quit
QUITS LIKE A BOLLYWOOD EXIT SCENE �
Then 10 days later my curiosity was like:
“Open Zozo _ For science”
So I stayed.
Observed.
Investigated like CID with WiFi.
Still confused ... Still nosy ... Still there
After a little bit understanding nd some
" Ahaan " moments .. I registered lyk :
" Yeah ..okayyy chaos .. adopt me pls."
Hindi-1??
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Too crowded
Too loud
Wall moving faster than my
I understood NOTHING (+_+)
But but but ..
shout-out to the spammers
Because their professional nonsense created Hindi 2
Peak villain contribution __We salute (^^)
Hindi 2 really said:
“Here babe
take some actual pplss
before you start trauma bonding with the login page.”
Now I have actual sweethearts in my daily routine
Thank god this chaos started only after my finals ... otherwise my grades would’ve been like : Its been a great semester.. but I m out babe (⌐■-■)
Yess.. I hv responsibilities but also I hv zozo besties
SO lyk _do the math.Priorities.
And honestly?
They’re rare gems
Boss-level humans.
Glitter-coated chaos creatures
nd noww I m emotionally attached against my will ( ◜‿◝ )♡
(send help pls but also don't hehe)
YES — The place is virtual
But we ?? r veryyy much real
The feelings ?? REAL
THE FRIENDSHIPS ???
So real I could cry , eat maggi , overthink nd then pretend I m very much fine about it .. so me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Okay.... Byeeee ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Dropping the mic gently because it was expensive
Lip gloss on
Drama off ( only for now)
Delusion ? Alwayyss on
if you read this far… come here ... you’re getting a virtual hug (づ￣ ³￣)づ
there’s no exit button _ no refunds
Before you go —
Happy new year to everyone reading this
i hope the next year feels warm and kind to you
and your hearts feel a little lighter,
a little softer
and a lot more loved
You all deserve a 2026 full of quiet magic
and smiles you don’t even have to try for
Hey Magic
Hii _ It's me 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ
The girl who thought she was just existing peacefully
And suddenly lyf said : “SURPRISE BABE (˘ ³˘)♥
NEW DLC: ZOZO SAGA INSTALLED AUTOMATICALLY.”
Lyk Helloowww ???
It’s 30th December 2025.
Second last day of the year.
Everyone else: glowing .. succeeding .. thriving
Me: “Writing thesis on how I fumbled my life into an online addiction.”
Peak timing. Peak delusion. Zero regrets.
How did I get here?? Who summoned me??
Bcz be fr
I don’t think I joined Zozo…
Zozo kidnapped me emotionally like:
Congrats babe
you didn’t order nd with no return policy.
UNPLANNED. UNEXPECTED.
Lyk I open insta for "5 mins" n suddenly I m 87 reels deep nd emotionally attached to a cat video ( meowww) (✿ ♡‿♡)
Didn’t even know sites like this existed.
Am I actually this innocent??
Like FBI pls examine me
why and how the hell am I this pure and clueless ????
The universe really said: “Let’s prank her..for vibes ( but why me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)
Flashback to October
I log in as a guest.
And immediately serve confused potato with extra social anxiety ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I didn’t get ANYTHING:
• Where do these wall messages go ??
• Why are they disappearing like my motivation ??
• Why does evryone have voice notes lyk they r radio hosts ??
My PMs entering like:
PING
PING
PING
PINGGGGGGGG ...duh
Me (shy introvert _ Low battery human)
sees tsunami of DMs → panics → rage-quit
QUITS LIKE A BOLLYWOOD EXIT SCENE �
Then 10 days later my curiosity was like:
“Open Zozo _ For science”
So I stayed.
Observed.
Investigated like CID with WiFi.
Still confused ... Still nosy ... Still there
After a little bit understanding nd some
" Ahaan " moments .. I registered lyk :
" Yeah ..okayyy chaos .. adopt me pls."
Hindi-1??
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Too crowded
Too loud
Wall moving faster than my
I understood NOTHING (+_+)
But but but ..
shout-out to the spammers
Because their professional nonsense created Hindi 2
Peak villain contribution __We salute (^^)
Hindi 2 really said:
“Here babe
take some actual pplss
before you start trauma bonding with the login page.”
Now I have actual sweethearts in my daily routine
Thank god this chaos started only after my finals ... otherwise my grades would’ve been like : Its been a great semester.. but I m out babe (⌐■-■)
Yess.. I hv responsibilities but also I hv zozo besties
SO lyk _do the math.Priorities.
And honestly?
They’re rare gems
Boss-level humans.
Glitter-coated chaos creatures
nd noww I m emotionally attached against my will ( ◜‿◝ )♡
(send help pls but also don't hehe)
YES — The place is virtual
But we ?? r veryyy much real
The feelings ?? REAL
THE FRIENDSHIPS ???
So real I could cry , eat maggi , overthink nd then pretend I m very much fine about it .. so me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Okay.... Byeeee ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭
Dropping the mic gently because it was expensive
Lip gloss on
Drama off ( only for now)
Delusion ? Alwayyss on
if you read this far… come here ... you’re getting a virtual hug (づ￣ ³￣)づ
there’s no exit button _ no refunds
Before you go —
Happy new year to everyone reading this
i hope the next year feels warm and kind to you
and your hearts feel a little lighter,
a little softer
and a lot more loved
You all deserve a 2026 full of quiet magic
and smiles you don’t even have to try for
Nice Layla ji.. Hope you enjoy and have great fun!!!!
Btw, Do I get some extra brownie points for introducing to the forum!!!!