Funny Quotes in the site

[Rasputin_M]

Hello and good evening everyone. I am happy this thread has been revived. At least one can have some moments of laughter . Cheers!!!

 

[Aphrodite]

What does it mean though? Like "let down your hair" .. from a bun sort of thing?

yeah when ladies have there hair up in a bun or pony tail
seems a few have fetish for women with there hair down

 

[FeltDaquiri]

Demand of male or female or it is yours?

If it was my demand, it would probably sound more like "Me want man cum fill boots without slippers" ;P

 

[Adityakashyap]

first one is always... "opan your genes and show your pussy nip"

second now... and even better... "lick my into ur ass"

lmao omg these dudes... they TRY... but damn its hilarious to see this shit.

 

[Aphrodite]

Got sent this today

 

[Nemo]

@Aphrodite unless the dude has a nose like Pinocchio I think he's going to fail... epically

 

[Dharanesh]

first one is always... "opan your genes and show your pussy nip"

second now... and even better... "lick my into ur ass"

lmao omg these dudes... they TRY... but damn its hilarious to see this shit.

What next ?

 

[Aphrodite]

Don't think they can get any worse

 

[mou4]

lol

 

[Nemo]

 

[Hades]

omg omg omg. this is the NEWEST one uttered in Sex Chat.
"suck your milktank baby!" hahahahahahaha

 

[Rasputin_M]

Hello and good evening everyone. Damn!!!! This thread is hillarous . I was not aware of this one. At least I got to laugh hahahahahaa. Cheers!!!!

 

[Hades]

got a new one. "is it fun to fuck an intelligent woman?" who the hell has this guy been banging this entire time?

 

[kxxxnu]

first one is always... "opan your genes and show your pussy nip"

second now... and even better... "lick my into ur ass"

lmao omg these dudes... they TRY... but damn its hilarious to see this shit.

 

[Bittuuu]

first one is always... "opan your genes and show your pussy nip"

second now... and even better... "lick my into ur ass"

lmao omg these dudes... they TRY... but damn its hilarious to see this shit.

Lol

 

[FeltDaquiri]

"I want to fuck her ass hardly" ahahahaha

 

[Henry Caville 111]

Well that happens when horniness overpowers literacy

 

[sunflowerfire]

first one is always... "opan your genes and show your pussy nip"

second now... and even better... "lick my into ur ass"

lmao omg these dudes... they TRY... but damn its hilarious to see this shit.

Man, I gotta come on this more! This is hilarious

 

[Hades]

and the newest one discovered by Sunny, (why she couldn't post it here herself I don't know)

"making everyone want to wrinkle the fuck out of you."

 

[Hades]

and the latest one "can some woman make me drink her semen and then make me drink my own?"

its truly astounding that these people know how to work a smart phone, but dont know basic human anatomy. Since when do WOMEN have semen?