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Mag Pie

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.


Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
 
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