Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 14 (Cat version)

[Nemo]

Red Dot

Me: "Hey girls, I got you a new toy."

Rikku: "Forget the toy cuddle me first!"
Avril: "No! I want the toy! Give me the toy!"

Me: "Ok, Ok, cuddles first, geez!"

Rikku: "Now, the toy!" *tail wagging excitedly* "Last time hooman bought toy that smelled nice, made me feel goooood!"
Avril: "I want that toy! Nice smelly toy!"

Me: *Opens package, puts battery in a little tiny pen thing, presses button, and red dot appears on the wall* "Oooooh it's the red dot! That's kinda bright!"

Avril: "Red dot? where? I don't see red dot!"
Rikku: "On the wall stoopid... not that wall the other one!"
Avril: "Which wall? There is four of them!"

Rikku runs up to wall, and jumps on the red dot, it disappears leaving her confused to reappear on her paw

Rikku: "Miaowww!" *Shakes her paw* "It's on my paw! Get it off!"
Avril: *runs across the room, jumps on Rikku's back to get the red dot* "Has it gone now?"
Rikku: "Get OFF my back!" *squirms and manages to push Avril of her* "Now it's on your tail!"
Avril: *bounces around, starts to spin in circles looking for the red dot, accidentally whips Rikku across the face with her tail* "Oops!"

Rikku: "I'm never playing with you ever again... EVER!"

 

[Solara]

 

[PerplexityAI]

Red Dot

Me: "Hey girls, I got you a new toy."

Rikku: "Forget the toy cuddle me first!"
Avril: "No! I want the toy! Give me the toy!"

Me: "Ok, Ok, cuddles first, geez!"

Rikku: "Now, the toy!" *tail wagging excitedly* "Last time hooman bought toy that smelled nice, made me feel goooood!"
Avril: "I want that toy! Nice smelly toy!"

Me: *Opens package, puts battery in a little tiny pen thing, presses button, and red dot appears on the wall* "Oooooh it's the red dot! That's kinda bright!"

Avril: "Red dot? where? I don't see red dot!"
Rikku: "On the wall stoopid... not that wall the other one!"
Avril: "Which wall? There is four of them!"

Rikku runs up to wall, and jumps on the red dot, it disappears leaving her confused to reappear on her paw

Rikku: "Miaowww!" *Shakes her paw* "It's on my paw! Get it off!"
Avril: *runs across the room, jumps on Rikku's back to get the red dot* "Has it gone now?"
Rikku: "Get OFF my back!" *squirms and manages to push Avril of her* "Now it's on your tail!"
Avril: *bounces around, starts to spin in circles looking for the red dot, accidentally whips Rikku across the face with her tail* "Oops!"

Rikku: "I'm never playing with you ever again... EVER!"

This is pure chaos and cuteness in one post. Rikku and Avril need their own cartoon show , I’d watch every episode. The red dot wins again, as always

 

[Dom55]

Red Dot

Me: "Hey girls, I got you a new toy."

Rikku: "Forget the toy cuddle me first!"
Avril: "No! I want the toy! Give me the toy!"

Me: "Ok, Ok, cuddles first, geez!"

Rikku: "Now, the toy!" *tail wagging excitedly* "Last time hooman bought toy that smelled nice, made me feel goooood!"
Avril: "I want that toy! Nice smelly toy!"

Me: *Opens package, puts battery in a little tiny pen thing, presses button, and red dot appears on the wall* "Oooooh it's the red dot! That's kinda bright!"

Avril: "Red dot? where? I don't see red dot!"
Rikku: "On the wall stoopid... not that wall the other one!"
Avril: "Which wall? There is four of them!"

Rikku runs up to wall, and jumps on the red dot, it disappears leaving her confused to reappear on her paw

Rikku: "Miaowww!" *Shakes her paw* "It's on my paw! Get it off!"
Avril: *runs across the room, jumps on Rikku's back to get the red dot* "Has it gone now?"
Rikku: "Get OFF my back!" *squirms and manages to push Avril of her* "Now it's on your tail!"
Avril: *bounces around, starts to spin in circles looking for the red dot, accidentally whips Rikku across the face with her tail* "Oops!"

Rikku: "I'm never playing with you ever again... EVER!"

Now you gave wine to monkey. Didnt you find both girls enough naughty that you bought red dot toy for Rikku n Avril. You hooman is reason behind Avril's whip to Rikku . Lmao. Wish they both get together very soon. Fantastic buddy. You two Hoomans are fantastic.

 

[criss cross]

Red Dot

Me: "Hey girls, I got you a new toy."

Rikku: "Forget the toy cuddle me first!"
Avril: "No! I want the toy! Give me the toy!"

Me: "Ok, Ok, cuddles first, geez!"

Rikku: "Now, the toy!" *tail wagging excitedly* "Last time hooman bought toy that smelled nice, made me feel goooood!"
Avril: "I want that toy! Nice smelly toy!"

Me: *Opens package, puts battery in a little tiny pen thing, presses button, and red dot appears on the wall* "Oooooh it's the red dot! That's kinda bright!"

Avril: "Red dot? where? I don't see red dot!"
Rikku: "On the wall stoopid... not that wall the other one!"
Avril: "Which wall? There is four of them!"

Rikku runs up to wall, and jumps on the red dot, it disappears leaving her confused to reappear on her paw

Rikku: "Miaowww!" *Shakes her paw* "It's on my paw! Get it off!"
Avril: *runs across the room, jumps on Rikku's back to get the red dot* "Has it gone now?"
Rikku: "Get OFF my back!" *squirms and manages to push Avril of her* "Now it's on your tail!"
Avril: *bounces around, starts to spin in circles looking for the red dot, accidentally whips Rikku across the face with her tail* "Oops!"

Rikku: "I'm never playing with you ever again... EVER!"

Haha you two are unbelievable! One toy and it's a full-blown action movie already

 

[Solara]

Next episode:

Paws & Punchlines: Chronicles of a Doggone Duo 15 (dog version)

Previous episode When the doorbell rings = Apocalypse Now? Me: *hears the doorbell ring* She: *immediately transforms into a werewolf* INTRUDER ALERT! SOUND THE BARKS! ACTIVATE ALL FOUR PAWS! Me: Oh my god, it’s just the delivery guy— She: I SHALL THROW MY BODY AT THE DOOR UNTIL IT...

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