Uncle42 Thick Dec 17, 2020 Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
Uncle42 Thick Dec 9, 2020 Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children
Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children
Uncle42 Thick Dec 6, 2020 Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
Uncle42 Thick Dec 3, 2020 You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.
You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.
Uncle42 Thick Oct 22, 2020 If you're still looking for that one person who will change your life take a look in the mirror.
Uncle42 Thick Oct 12, 2020 How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
Uncle42 Thick Aug 30, 2020 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting the tomato in a fruit salad.
Uncle42 Thick Jul 30, 2020 I get plenty of exercise -- jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines
Uncle42 Thick Jul 16, 2020 When people say "it's impossible" It just means they have not tried or have given up
Uncle42 Thick Jul 5, 2020 Education is the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the ignorant by the incompetent