Uncle42 Thick

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.

Seek knowledge from cradle to the grave.

If you're still looking for that one person who will change your life take a look in the mirror.

How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?

On my way to Punjab... Much deserved break.. Mum n sis cooking can't wait

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting the tomato in a fruit salad.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

I get plenty of exercise -- jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and then it is gone

Am your best friend and worst nightmare... Show me the side you wanna get

Maana apni jeb se fakeer hain,
phir bhi yaaron dil ke hum ameer hain

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

When people say "it's impossible" It just means they have not tried or have given up

To try n fail is better than not trying at all

Age is just a number.. You are as young as you think

Education is the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the ignorant by the incompetent